Whether you’re in mood for romance this weekend – or have the very opposite in mind, we’ve got something for you.  Handpicked by London Buzzhopper, Ant O Neill

Anti-Valentines

It seems more of us are anti-valentines so… where to find drunken Ewoks, easy pickups and which bar is reputed to have the busiest condom bar in London?

1. Gordons

It’s all things to everyone, and definitely a place where people are amenable to company after a few jugs of wine.

Gordon’s Wine Bar – London | Buzzhopper
The Oldest London’s wine bar. A Crazy place & crazy atmosphere to taste some crazy wines 🙂 #gordons #gordon #wine #winebar #londres #london #england #gordonswinebar #taste #winetasting #winetastings #atmosphere #specialplace #winelover #winelovers #winelife #holiday #vintage #oldschool #spirit #parker #cave #restaurant #famous

2. Da Hems

Going Dutch has never been so much fun – crowded and on the lewd side of friendly.

De Hems – London | Buzzhopper
“A beer a day keeps the doctor away!” #BeerTasting #NicholsonPaleAle #NicholsonsPub

3. Walkabout

It’s a meat market that also sells meat in the form of burgers. Live music, sport on the telly, and drunken Antipodeans abound

The Walkabout – London | Buzzhopper
Glemmer alt om slankekur🙈🙈🙈 #kænguruburger #Trorvispringeraftensmadenover🙊 #Londoncalling #walkaboutLondon

4. Faltering Fullback

Your dream local. Pool, jukebox, nooks and crannies galore, Thai food, Monday pub quiz, and an Ewok village. Seriously.

The Faltering Fullback – London | Buzzhopper

5. Our Black Heart

One-stop-shop for Emos, Goths and other slutty rock types

Our Black Heart – London | BuzzhopperBeer of the day- Roguenbier Rye Ale. Made with Rogue farms Dream Rye and Rogue grown hops, free range coastal water and Weizen yeast. Lots of rye and dried fruit flavours with a creamy texture and a balanced finish. 6.6%, on tap now! #roguebrewery #craftale #craftbeer #ryeale #camden #london #ourblackheart #theblackheart #london #beer

And for those more in more of a Romantic mood 

1.Royal Festival Hall 5th Floor Balcony Bar

Romantic views of the Thames from five floors up

Royal Festival Hall 5th Floor Balcony Bar – London | Buzzhopper
Perfect dinner view.

2. St Moritz

Advance booking essential, but get doe-eyed over heaps of fondue

St. Moritz – London | Buzzhopper
try Swiss food in London last two days😭😭😭 #angelchiufooddiary